Ponder these things
Published on December 31 2005
- I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
- They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?