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Published on June 24 2008

Received this in email this morning:
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR Murphy Oil Company Ltd. Level 26, Tower 2 PETRONAS Twin Towers Kuala Lumpur City Centre 50088 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia MALAYSIA +60 166549412 ATTN: APPLICANT INTERNATIONAL EXPATRIATE OFFICIAL JOB ONLINE INTERVIEW Your name has been shortlisted/Choosen among the Lucky expatriates who submitted the CV to the MALAYSIA ONLINE JOB ,before we will issue you the Success Letter and the Contract Document You have to fill the following informations and send it back to us Via-Email:murphy.sarawakoil2008@gmail.com Full Names City: State: Country: Zipcode: Sex: Phone: AGE: MARITAL STATUS: Get back to me as soon as possible.
Gee. I thought I had already included all of my personal info on my "application". And I can't wait to go to Malaysia... it will be an honor to work for a Company whose products I use ALL the time, lol. I sure wish the spammers would find somebody else to pick on.

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Published on June 21 2008

Coffee Klatch » Myers-Briggs Prayers This site contains daily prayers based upon the Myers-Briggs personality types. Look up your type and that’s your prayer for the day. :- If you’d like to take the test to see what type you are,there’s a link. I can't really be an INFP, by the way, no matter what the test says. I *always* finish what I sta

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Published on June 9 2008

16,500 Condoms Delivered to Antarctica Research Base : Environmental News Blog | Environmental Graffiti
Last month, researchers in Antarctica received about 16,500 condoms, which are being made available for free to avoid any uncomfortable situations. The condoms were sent with the last shipment of supplies to McMundo, a U.S. research station. The U.S. base is host to only 125 scientists over the winter, which has been the real issue here. Winter brings the region into total darkness and many of the researchers simply leave - it is a time when everybody knows everyone else and passes large amounts of time indoors. Purchasing condoms therefore, has become a somewhat uncomfortable business.

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Published on May 20 2008

courtesy of the Queen...
I am just dying to know what the *real* translation is...... and why the female singer reminds me of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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Published on May 13 2008

I scored a Far Out
100% on the
Quiz by SheGoddess
H/T to Pinch. And for those of you who aren't quite as old as us 70's refugees.... beat THIS.
I was Righteous!
I scored 90% on the
Take the 80s quizby SheGoddess: How to lose weight

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Published on April 26 2008

I think I am going to either 1. go kill something or 2. go back to bed. It's *^(%$# snowing.

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Published on April 26 2008

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat. Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you. ---------------------------------------

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

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Published on April 23 2008

How some people golf...... How *I* golf..... I'm still not sure if I hit the stupid ball....

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Published on April 10 2008

Got my extra-fine line pens ALL ready for the future!! Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
RICHMOND, VA—After decades of only offering ruled notebook paper suitable for college-level education and below, school-supply giant Mead introduced its new grad-school-ruled notebook Monday, which features lines twice as narrow as college-ruled paper. "We here at Mead understand that as students get older and wiser, they need notebooks with increasingly narrow lines," Mead CEO John A. Luke told reporters. "Just think: If you are writing a dissertation on elements of thanatopsis and necromimesis as they relate to cacaesthesian themes of mid-20th-century Irish literature, do you really want your notebook lines to be more than seven millimeters apart?" Luke said. "Of course not." "When youre in grad school, every millimeter counts," he added.

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Published on April 8 2008

Little Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath ... "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" and so it does ... " A f r i c a n Elephant "

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