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Coffee Klatch » Myers-Briggs Prayers This site contains daily prayers based upon the Myers-Briggs personality types. Look up your type and that’s your prayer for the day. :- If you’d like to take the test to see what type you are,there’s a link. I can't...

16,500 Condoms Delivered to Antarctica Research Base : Environmental News Blog | Environmental Graffiti Last month, researchers in Antarctica received about 16,500 condoms, which are being made available for free to avoid any uncomfortable situations....

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My loony bun is fine Benny Lava

Published on May 20 2008

courtesy of the Queen... I am just dying to know what the *real* translation is...... and why the female singer reminds me of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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Trivia Goddess!

Published on May 13 2008

I scored a Far Out 100% on the Quiz by SheGoddess H/T to Pinch. And for those of you who aren't quite as old as us 70's refugees.... beat THIS. I was Righteous!I scored 90% on the Take the 80s quiz by SheGoddess: How to lose weight

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this cannot be

Published on April 26 2008

I think I am going to either 1. go kill something or 2. go back to bed. It's *^(%$# snowing.

M y tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ------------------------------ H eard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. -----------------------------...

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comparisons.....

Published on April 23 2008

How some people golf...... How *I* golf..... I'm still not sure if I hit the stupid ball....

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Something to look forward to....

Published on April 10 2008

Got my extra-fine line pens ALL ready for the future!! Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook RICHMOND, VA—After decades of only offering ruled notebook paper suitable for college-level education and below, school-supply giant Mead introduced its...

Little Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath ... "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" and so it does ... " A f...