Growing Old Disgracefully

Gross-out moment of the Day

Published on April 3 2005

Click on the pic for a truly stomach-roiling, disgusting experience..... I particularly like the gorgeous yellow-green color---and the swelling, too. Just the thing to make my sense of the aesthetic roll over and play dead. Will I ever get my normal bony...

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iCopulate

Published on April 1 2005

ThinkGeek :: iCopulate It's not easy being single. At ThinkGeek we believe everyone deserves a little lovin'... Geeks can't survive on technology and BAWLS® alone. But how about your iPod®? It's sleek and sexy, but has probably never had a date. If you...

Yes......it's true....I have joined the cult.

Yahoo! News - Wis. Wheelchair Pageant Winner Loses Crown APPLETON, Wis. - Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin has been stripped of her title because pageant officials say she can stand — and point to a newspaper picture as proof. Think I'd qualify for that job?...

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What Laurie did this morning

Published on March 31 2005

and yes, I was wearing underwear for this picture, folks!! And Shannon and I managed to not get too artistic; sticking with a simple "yes" and "no" instead of going with our first instinct of a stoplight drawn on each knee, a green light on the right...

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Best. Headline. Ever.

Published on March 30 2005

Death Is Charged in Theft From Cemetery NEW YORK - His name is Death and prosecutors say he stole from a cemetery. Donald Death Jr., 60, of Locust Valley was awaiting arraignment Wednesday on charges he stole nearly $300,000 from the Locust Valley Cemetery...

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Shakey

Published on March 30 2005

Shakey: Neil Young's Biography Hit the bookstore yesterday, after going to visit my orthopedic surgeon, since I figured I would need a little reading material for the next couple of days. I also mistakenly thought I would be able to wait until AFTER the...

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This is JEOPARDY!

Published on March 27 2005

Jeopardy! looking for Wisconsin contestants I admit it. I am a couch jeopardy! geek. Ken Jennings has nothing on me, as long as I can wear my robe and fuzzy slippers to play..

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Rachel always says it best......

Published on March 23 2005

Blue-Eyed Infidel: BATSHIT INSANE Humanity is seriously fucked up. That's all there is to it. Seriously, hopelessly, unforgivably fucked up. People are debating fine points of law about due process and states' rights and blah blah blah, but for the love...

Interesting article in today's Chicago Trib online about an election which is a long, long way off, about the possibility of a Feingold run for office in 2008. In Wisconsin, while John Kerry barely eked out a win in one of the most hotly contested battleground...