Growing Old Disgracefully

Draft Stuff

Published on April 24 2005

The New York Times > Sports > Pro Football > Very Different Calls to Arms, and Legs, in Round 1 of N.F.L. Draft It was a difficult day for Rodgers, rated the second-best quarterback in the draft by many scouts, just a shade behind Smith. But more than...

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in my email today

Published on April 23 2005

Sometimes I get *really* interesting mail.

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Juicy Studio: Readability Test

Published on April 23 2005

Juicy Studio: Readability Test Readability Results for http://www.madmblues.com Readability ResultsSummary Value Total sentences 295 Total words 1,288 Average words per Sentence 4.37 Words with 1 Syllable 792 Words with 2 Syllables 253 Words with 3 Syllables...

CNN.com - E-mails 'hurt IQ more than pot' - Apr 22, 2005 LONDON, England -- Workers distracted by phone calls, e-mails and text messages suffer a greater loss of IQ than a person smoking marijuana, a British study shows.

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Email from my fans...

Published on April 20 2005

from: Neateye [nitaigouranga@aol.com] Call out Gouranga be happy!!! Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga .... That which brings the highest happiness!! Ummm....ok..... I guess it's slightly better than the Nigerian letters I've been getting. Neateye sounds much...

CNN.com - Elephants rampage through Seoul - Apr 20, 2005 Oh.....ok.........I see..... "Seoul", not "soul" nevermind....

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psycho or no?

Published on April 19 2005

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||| 51% Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 51% Schizotypal |||||||||||| 42% Antisocial |||||||||||| 46% Borderline |||||||||||||||| 48% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 46% Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42% Avoidant ||||||||||...

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10 years later

Published on April 19 2005

CBS News | OKC 10 Years Later | April 18, 2005 09:51:11 "It's hard to remember now what life was like in America on April 19, 1995, at 9:01 a.m. CDT. "

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Just in case I need it

Published on April 17 2005

The Metaverse Excuse-O-Mat Because you never know when you will need a GREAT excuse!!! Like this one... "I am scum-- an ocean of scum. You've reminded me-- oh, it is a torment that can never be consoled-- that I have been a selfish, slime-wallowing hog....