Just in case I need it

Published on April 17 2005

The Metaverse Excuse-O-Mat Because you never know when you will need a GREAT excuse!!! Like this one...

"I am scum-- an ocean of scum. You've reminded me-- oh, it is a torment that can never be consoled-- that I have been a selfish, slime-wallowing hog. It would be better than I deserve for you to never trust me again. Say the word, and I will send flowers, jewels, and furs in apology."