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"The Check's in the mail. I swear!"

Published on January 11 2008

The Associated Press: FBI Wiretaps Dropped Due to Unpaid Bills WASHINGTON (AP) — Telephone companies cut off FBI wiretaps used to eavesdrop on suspected criminals because of the bureau's repeated failures to pay phone bills on time, according to a Justice...

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Up"coming" Event!

Published on December 20 2007

FOXNews.com - World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries Oui! Si! Da! Ja! Yes! Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT. At the exact moment of the winter solstice,...

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Um....no comment

Published on December 2 2007

FBIs Gun Ban Listing Swells - washingtonpost.com Justice officials said the FBIs "Mental Defective File" has ballooned from 175,000 names in June to nearly 400,000, primarily because of additions from California. (P.S. I used to live there, so it's okay...

Right! On with it, then!

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the lexicon is expanding

Published on September 25 2007

The Webutante has come up with two new words we need to learn. They're great. [giggles]

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As a papermaker.....

Published on September 11 2007

I find this exhibition of wanton destruction of something I work so hard to create.... ..... absolutely enchanting. I needed this laugh today.

Robber forgets bag, leaves without money - Yahoo News NEW HUDSON, Mich. - A bank teller apparently flustered a would-be bank robber — and foiled a robbery — after asking where the suspect's bag was to carry off the money, authorities said.

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Cheese bombs

Published on July 26 2007

Looks like the terrorists in the plaid flannel shirts and Carhart jackets are on the move again.... Nation & World | TSA warns of possible dry runs for terror attacks WASHINGTON — Airport security officers around the nation have been alerted by federal...

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Mom-isms

Published on May 30 2007

From email this morning.... It's scary how many of these I remember my mother saying. It's even more scary to think how many of these I've said. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I...

Killian's Red (100% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 33% genuine) I'll start with a quote from a review of Killian's Red that I think will reflect on you, too: "deep flavor, somewhat mild, with a moderate head." It goes on to talk about a "light caramel...