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more wild turkeys

Published on April 7 2008

Geez. Maybe it's a GOOD thing that Mr. Tom from the last post was too busy showing off for the ladies to pay any attention to me! Postal workers attacked by wild turkeys - Yahoo News MADISON, Wis. - Rather than rain or snow, or even dogs, postal workers...

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say it isn't so!!!

Published on April 3 2008

Report: Favre re-thinking retirement - NFL - Yahoo Sports LOS ANGELES TICKER —Brett Favre could be having second thoughts about retirement. According to a Los Angeles Times report, the former Green Bay Packers quarterback, who announced his retirement...

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Yes, it's smarter than I am

Published on March 18 2008

Continuing on the "cellphone" thread, I need to explain something. If I'm not answering your calls, there's a very good reason. It's not that I'm ignoring you. I can't figure out how. Centro™ smartphone Oh dear. This thing has the internets built in,...

...for someone whose *only* phone is a cellphone.

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Easiest Comedy Routine Ever

Published on March 4 2008

Those of us in Cheese-land are calling everyone we know seeking consolation. I even woke up a friend in California to break the sad news. Her response? Completely out of character. Also completely unprintable on a family website. So. Trying to heal my...

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Just so y'all know....

Published on February 27 2008

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

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Darn.. the FBI is after me now

Published on February 12 2008

I mean... this *must* ne true. The return address is: fbi.monitoringoffice@yahoo.co.uk I think I'll get right back to them-- after I answer my emails from the CIA. Sigh. Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division. Federal Bureau Of Investigation. J....

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It is going to be MY YEAR

Published on February 8 2008

Yes, folks, I am a Rat, according to Chinese Horrorscopy placemat I read the last time I went to a Chinese buffet. And since it is now the year of the Rat, I figured I'd go look up my beady-eyed little furry alter ego. … THE RELENTLESS RAT Determined...

Grandma allegedly hides cocaine in bra - Yahoo News OAKLAND PARK, Fla. - Broward County authorities said a grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park. Eight others were also arrested Friday at or near the...