Growing Old Disgracefully

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on...

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Eject! Eject! Eject!: SEEING THE UNSEEN Part 1 Today, it seems that legions of people – growing legions – are falling victims to ideas and beliefs that on the face of it are patently false…things that are so clearly and obviously nuts that you really...

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This week November 6 through November 12 Libra Money might be the cause of quarrels between you and your partner. Wednesday you might be in the public eye, possibly through your job, and you could be asked to head up a committee. Friday you may decide...

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Saddam Hussein sentenced to death by hanging Is anybody surprised by the verdict? They broke in on the local radio station to announce this one. BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- The Iraqi High Tribunal on Sunday sentenced a combative Saddam Hussein and two other...

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She's gonna kill me. The very first thing my newly-of-legal-alcohol-consuming-age child purchased was NOT a beer. For shame.

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glumbert.com | Women: Know your limits I haven't had a giggle like this in a LONG time. "let your natural sweetness shine through......." [snort]

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...Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play ...no wait, wrong song. November 2nd, 1976. Election Day. The day I left the comforting arms of my home country for my second adventure abroad. At roughly 6 pm the day Jimmy Carter was elected President, I with my...

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Too bad it's over such a saddening incident. Duct tape no substitute for a babysitter, police say JACKSONVILLE, Florida (AP) -- A woman accused of duct-taping her two children together and leaving them home alone has been charged with child abuse, the...

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Hot Air » Blog Archive » Audio: John Kerry on America’s lazy, uneducated military; Update: Video added What a horse's ass. Maybe a better way to succeed is to just marry a reallyreally rich woman? That would be so much easier than school, wouldn't it?...

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And Happy Birthday to my "Pumpkin"..... please take the advice on the bottom of this sign when you are out celebrating TWENTY-ONE!!! omg....how can I have a 21-year-old daughter????

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