Growing Old Disgracefully

183,594,685,098,343... and a half

Published on January 15 2007

What is.... the number of times I have heard about the abundance of fish in the ocean in the last six months? [sound of bells ringing for the correct answer] Okay, Okay, I'll shut up now.

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America Show

Published on January 15 2007

Looking forward to an XM broadcast of a show by my old "school band" tomorrow evening: America's "Here & Now" Airs Tuesday, 1/16 at 10PM on The '70s - XM 7 America is a band that helped define the Seventies. In 2005, America recorded their 'History’ CD...

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Good news!!

Published on January 15 2007

You know when your insurance company completely messes up your claim and denies your payment and infuriates you and you think you'll SCREAM if you can't get through all those phone menus with the "if you would like to talk to a claim representative, please...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are...

This week January 15 through January 21 Libra As the week begins, you're thinking about your love life and your family. You may be looking for a new place to live. If so, this is the right time, as Thursday's New Moon falls in your sector of home and...

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Now this guy is a biker!

Published on January 14 2007

Illinois man seeks spinning world record - Yahoo! News BURR RIDGE, Ill. - George Hood may have pedaled his way into the Guinness World Records book on Saturday night. The 49-year-old Aurora resident began riding a stationary bike at the Five Seasons Sports...

A pirate Looks at 60 Buffett is one of the music business' singular success stories. He has parlayed an unlikely subject—getting shitfaced while cruising the Gulf Coast in your power boat, basically—into a multimillion-dollar industry, a perennial place...

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Marchioness Laurie the Bewildered of Longer Intervals Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title h/t to Karl

So let's just put on some appropriate music, 'cause I don't think there's going to be any professorial "attagirl" on this one! I *still* think this is the all-time greatest album cover ever. Composition, subject, energy...this one has it all. The music...

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Whew

Published on January 9 2007

Okay, I think I'm done farting around with the templates again. Minor upgrades week!! Made some revisions to the "insides" of this site--purely out of my "can't leave well enough alone" inclinations. Things are up and running again, thankfully, with a...