Growing Old Disgracefully

Whatever. I never was really sure what a "yore" was anyway. Some kind of Christmas thing. I've always been fascinated at the things people choose to post on the 'net. From family photos on Flickr to diaries to academic papers to music to videos on YouTube,...

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I *completely* forgot about World Orgasm Day... My nooner today consisted of being up to my elbows in flour. And here, we're cooling off, waiting for icing. Ya know.... sugar cookies taste pretty good without icing. Especially dunked in coffee.

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FOXNews.com - World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries Oui! Si! Da! Ja! Yes! Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT. At the exact moment of the winter solstice,...

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...and it's great. :-D I don’t really have the time to do this correctly, but just as something to do over a milk and cookie before bed: American, have you considered the possibility you might be a f**king idiot?

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Dan Fogelberg ~ News Sunday, December 16 Dear friends, Dan left us this morning at 6:00am. He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side. His strength, dignity, and grace in the face of the daunting...

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I am watching David Letterman right now and I have just seen the most bizarre thing in my entire life. Paul Anka doing Nirvana's "Smells like Teen Spirit" with a swing beat in front of a big band. I think the end of the world is nigh.

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Gore help me. I'm gonna need waaaaay more carbon offsets. The Associated Press: Ecologists Study Efficiency of Divorce WASHINGTON AP — Divorce can be bad for the environment. In countries around the world divorce rates have been rising, and each time...

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FBIs Gun Ban Listing Swells - washingtonpost.com Justice officials said the FBIs "Mental Defective File" has ballooned from 175,000 names in June to nearly 400,000, primarily because of additions from California. (P.S. I used to live there, so it's okay...

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Winter Storm WarningURGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREEN BAY WI 419 PM CST SAT DEC 1 2007 ...FIRST MAJOR WINTER STORM OF THE SEASON WILL CONTINUE TONIGHT.. .LOW PRESSURE MOVING FROM THE CENTRAL PLAINS TO THE GREAT LAKES WILL...

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Percentile needed for an A: 94% Percentile I earned: 93.96% The GPA just went to 3.9450. Damn. Damn. Damn.

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