Weekly horrorscope

This week April 11 through April 17 Libra Relationships are going through a very interesting phase this week, especially as the Solar Eclipse, in your opposite sign of Aries, takes place on Friday. You may have come to the conclusion that something was bubbling away beneath the surface some time ago. If this is the case then it is certainly going to become very obvious this week. You yourself know what kind of event it will be, either positive or negative, but you could also be taken by surprise - so do be prepared. Mercury is still retrograde, but not for too much longer.

Ya know, horrorscopes are a good giggle anyway; but I had a sense of deja vu when this one arrived in my mailbox this morning. Does it look an awfully lot like this one????? LAST week's Horrorscope Note to self: If this week is going to be even remotely like last week, go back to bed and STAY there.....