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Published on February 18 2004

Yahoo! News - Stored Bullets Explode in Wis. Oven "HOWARD, Wis. - A man and his wife ducked behind a refrigerator when bullets began exploding in their oven, authorities say." I KNEW there was a reason not to keep the AK-47 in the microwave!!

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Published on February 14 2004

-- words and music by Eric Idle -- Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life...

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Published on February 12 2004

CIA rewards

"Weapons of mass destruction: The presence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq puts at risk the health and safety of all Iraqis. The U.S. Government offers rewards to Iraqis who give specific and verifiable information that helps Iraqis rid their country of these dangerous materials and devices."



I am really hoping no jokester decides to send in my license plate numbers. Maybe it's time to give up the "WMD" plates and get boring, impossible-to-remember tags.

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Published on February 10 2004

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. T. S. Eliot

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Published on February 3 2004

Captain's Quarters: Super Boob Halftime Show: A Mistake?
"On the other hand, with commercials dominated by Levitra and Cialis, this may be the perfect capper to the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl. I mean, if Janet Jackson's exposed breast doesn't turn you on, the commercials might say, you should give us a try. If you think that the Great Booby Affair lacks subtlety, then you obviously didn't sit through endless shots of footballs going through tire swings in an attempt to sell dinghy delights. All that was missing was the stock footage of rockets launching and trains going through tunnels."

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Published on February 3 2004

the penguin wins Thank you, Shawn!!

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Published on February 2 2004

Blogcritics.org: Dammit Janet: The Breast Super Bowl Halftime Show Lord, hasn't anyone ever seen a boob before? or is it just a REALLY slow news day?

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Published on February 2 2004

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Published on February 1 2004

after having a SECOND installation done! I PROMISE to not mess up THIS installation until I know exactly what I'm doing!!!

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Published on January 31 2004

at least, it's somewhat appropriate for this time of year...... write your name!

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