pics and babbling

Hot Bullets

Published on February 18 2004

Yahoo! News - Stored Bullets Explode in Wis. Oven "HOWARD, Wis. - A man and his wife ducked behind a refrigerator when bullets began exploding in their oven, authorities say." I KNEW there was a reason not to keep the AK-47 in the microwave!!

-- words and music by Eric Idle -- Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best......

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NOW we know where they went......

Published on February 12 2004

CIA rewards "Weapons of mass destruction: The presence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq puts at risk the health and safety of all Iraqis. The U.S. Government offers rewards to Iraqis who give specific and verifiable information that helps Iraqis...

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Success is relative. It is

Published on February 10 2004

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. T. S. Eliot

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love the way he phrased this

Published on February 3 2004

Captain's Quarters: Super Boob Halftime Show: A Mistake? "On the other hand, with commercials dominated by Levitra and Cialis, this may be the perfect capper to the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl. I mean, if Janet Jackson's exposed breast doesn't turn you...