Growing Old Disgracefully

My eyes...no, my EARS

Published on June 2 2006

Funny I don't remember the music of 1978 being quite *this* bad. It really, really hurts to watch. I may never be able to read "the Corner" again if they keep putting up links like this. Click the "keep reading" for a truly painful experience.

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i demand a retake!

Published on June 1 2006

What Famous Leader Are You? Goofy damn memes, anyway. Trouble is, there are probably a few people out there who would agree with the results of this one.

Wausau Daily Herald - Group plans search for elusive Bigfoot Some believe that somewhere in the depths of Wisconsin's forests lives a reclusive and seldom-seen, hairy biped with large feet. And one group is determined to find it. They're looking for the...

It just feels that way. I think it's the heat--after a few hours of working out in those temps (add a *few* degrees for being inside a large metal building with steam flows of 200,000 pounds per hour), I'm just all drug out by the time I roll in. #1 child...

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had to do a double-take..

Published on May 26 2006

..I thought I was reading a weather report!! Snow likely to leave in June: sources

10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building....

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Gag....

Published on May 22 2006

The Blog | Jean Rohe: Why I Spoke Up | The Huffington Post ....Unfortunately, a certain not-so-dynamic duo of "centrist" politicians foiled my standard graduation speech and forced me to act. Until just the day before commencement I really hadn't understood...

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First grade is in!!

Published on May 19 2006

And I'm still holding that FOUR POINT OH!!!!!!!!!!! Now, it's just waiting until Monday for the Lit grade......I'm never going to make it till Monday. [Update: Well, I survived till Monday. The 4.0 was nice while it lasted, though. :-)) Only managed an...

Space and the good earth. They take awhile to download, and involve a sales pitch at the end, but.....what beautiful pictures. Make sure you listen to the audio accompanying "the good earth".

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New Product Alert!!

Published on May 17 2006

Flatulence filter chair pad cushion Don't even ask me how I find these links. But I loved this comment on the product: Comment on the Chair Pad: I simply love it. It makes me feel comfortable in the fact that I can make all the noise I want when no one...