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Published on June 16 2006

James Lilecks strikes again! He posts several "secret documents" obtained after inspection of the house where al-Zaqawri was killed last week. Apparently things are not all rosy in the al-Qaeda leadership ranks nowadays. The following is a memo from the new leader of al-Qaeda, discussing new rules for his followers. LILEKS (James) Screedblog
(Captured document #2323J) From under the desk of Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, Al Qaeda’s #1 man in Iraq as of 14:41 this afternoon: ......Nevertheless, there are issues that need to be addressed. ....The Crusaders have made several dozen raids since Zarqawi’s release from mortal concerns, and each raid leads to more. I must repeat: stop printing out Google Maps and leaving them around. At least clear your browser history, brothers. ....All warriors must take three cold showers a day, not two. ....Making a whistling sound with a descending pitch in my presence was funny the first time. We all had a good laugh. It is hereby forbidden. ....Our attempts to win the hearts and minds of impoverished Iraqis are not helped when you buy the extended warranty on a car you intend to explode.
"Whistling noise". Heh. :-"

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