And I thought the Witnesses were pesky?
Published on April 20 2006
Phony doctor gives free breast exams - Yahoo! News
MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday. One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.Gee, I wonder what exactly made her suspicious??????? Was it the lack of rubber gloves, or was she clued in when she noticed that the speculum wasn't ice-cold?? Okay, okay, we're heading into the WAAAY too much information area here....