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Published on April 19 2006

One Down: World Awaits Pitt, Jolie's Baby - Yahoo! News

On Tuesday, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise — aka TomKat — welcomed into the world their first child together, a daughter named Suri. The name has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess" or in Persian meaning "red rose," according to Cruise's publicist. Meanwhile, Jolie is nearing the end of her pregnancy as she and Pitt lay low in the southwest African country of Namibia. Us Weekly readers and genealogists alike crouch with bated breath for the coming of what could be the human race's most beautiful spawn.

I'm trying really, really hard to get excited about all this. ...... Update, thirty seconds later: Still not workin'.