Published on February 21 2006

..some of which sound a little too odd
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Each year, over 1,000,000 people fail to itemize out the mortgage interest deduction on their income taxes. Last year, this amounted to $473,000,000 in taxes. In 1998, more fast-food employees were murdered on the job than police officers. The lead singer of The Knack, famous for "My Sharona," and Jack Kevorkian's lead defense attorney are brothers, Doug & Jeffrey Feiger. One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it. If you know a millionaire who happens to be married, what is the most likely profession of his wife? She's probably a teacher. The "you are here" arrow on maps is called an ideo locator. Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Halley's Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Halley's Comet was in view again. In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first (and only) home run. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" read 4:20. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. A snail can have about 25,000 teeth. A snail can also sleep for three years. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it. According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg. Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand. Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace. 100% of all lottery winners gain weight. An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights. 23% of employees say they have had sex in the office. Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women. Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never wear underwear. Superman is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator. 85% of the guys who cheat on their wives die while having sex.
Now, don't you feel smarter?

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