Euell Gibbons reincarnate

Didja ever eat a pine tree? Some parts are edible. I just never thought the BARK was one of those things. It was like watching a Master sommelier at work. In glass... the assessment of the aroma, the color, the full experience of the bouquet.... In mouth... we focus on the feel, we pause to let our taste buds fully experience the texture of the flavor...... I'm guessing this particular tree scored well, as evidenced by the self-satisfied slurp & burp. I guess I should be happy she didn't spit as well. 'Scuse the blurry-- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't keep the camera still.