Humorous State Mottos, (or what they should be)

Published on September 3 2005

1. Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity 2. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 3. Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 4. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything 5. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda 6. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 7. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet 8. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water 9. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 10. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism 11. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 12. Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 13. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 14. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 15. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn 16. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 17. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 18. Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign 19. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 20. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 21. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 22. Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 23. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 24. Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 25. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 26. Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else 27. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 28. Nevada: Hookers and Poker! 29. New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone 30. New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! 31. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets 32. New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... 33. North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable 34. North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 35. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan 36. Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing 37. Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner 38. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 39. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 40. South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 41. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 42. Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where 43. Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) 44. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 45. Vermont: Yep 46. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 47. Washington: What Rain? 48. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 49. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! 50. Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese 51. Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

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