Cassandra calls for a contest!
Published on April 25 2005
Villainous Company: Book Lovers
Read Cassandra's absolutely hilarious posting on personals ads in the London Review of Books--and the comments are even better!! I couldn't begin to come up with ads as hilarious as some of these!!
I also followed her link to the LRB to finish reading. This was my absolute favorite:
I am the type of female that is thrilled by the tempestuous passions of a slightly mysterious swashbuckling financier who makes his living outfoxing corrupt capitalists and bullying bureaucrats then occasionally pulls away from the tumult in the Grand Cayman Islands. Box no. 07/04Yeah. Me, too. Mexico wouldn't be bad either.