Things I have learned so far from watching the DNC this evening
Published on August 26 2008
1. John McCain is actually George Bush in disguise, running for a third term.
2. If you want to be President someday, never ever ever ever buy more than one house. Worse yet, don't buy it on your *wife's* nickel. (Hey, maybe *that's* what happened to John Kerry!!)
UPDATE: #3. Hillary gives a very rousing speech.