Continuing on the "cellphone" thread, I need to explain something. If I'm not answering your calls, there's a very good reason. It's not that I'm ignoring you. I can't figure out how. Centro™ smartphone Oh dear. This thing has the internets built in, and a phone that announces it's smarter than I is just a teensy kick to my technologically-challenged ego. And I still can't answer it when it rings.