Darn.. the FBI is after me now

Published on February 12 2008

I mean... this *must* ne true. The return address is: fbi.monitoringoffice@yahoo.co.uk I think I'll get right back to them-- after I answer my emails from the CIA. Sigh.
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division. Federal Bureau Of Investigation. J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington D.C Tel: 1-206-666-6052 or 206-350-2807 Fax: Tel: 1-206-666-6052 or 206-350-2807 Attn: Beneficiary, This is to Officially Inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated by the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having a Legal Transaction with one Barrister Robert Scheels of the Federal Ministry Of Finance Nigeria. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfill your Financial Obligation giving to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by arranging your payment in total of US$800,000.00 in an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw money in anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in the ATM CARD by contacting the ATM CARD CENTER. Also, we have being informed by Mr. Robert Scheels that he gave you instructions on how to proceed and contact the ATM CARD CENTER for their requirements to procure your Approval Slip which contains details of your PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER (PIN) which you would use in activating and operating your ATM CARD in any ATM Machine closer to you and note that to procure your Approval Slip it would cost you $550.00. Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, all you did have to do is to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free so do contact the ATM CARD CENTRE so they could let you know on how to make payment for the procurement of your Approval Slip which is the only payment needed before the delivery of your ATM CARD is being effected. Below are the contact details of the ATM CARD CENTRE which you are to proceed and contact them for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip after making payment of $550.00 CONTACT DETAILS Name: Mr. Paul Smith Email: pau.smithatmcard@yahoo.com We do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. Thanks and hope to read from you soon. FBI Director Robert S. Mueller Note: Do disregard any email you get from any imposter or office claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person you are suppose to deal with in regards your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any email you get from imposters to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

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Even though I fall for every single practical joke out there (I'm probably on the "most gullible people in the world" list and, yes, I actually *have* gone snipe-hunting with a paper sack and a flashlight), I cannot believe that there are people out there who fall for these scams.<br /> <br /> I still think my favorite one was the plea to rescue the savings account of the Russian cosmonaut who was trapped in a stranded Soyuz capsule. Sure wish I had saved that email; it was a classic!
And check out this link when you get a chance :<br /> <br /> http://www.419eater.com/
OMG! THIS has got to be the winner of the absolutely dumbest 419 scam ever!<br /> <br /> Wonder who is getting scammed by this one!