Published on September 13 2007

Believe it or not, I've seen a few of these--the electrician's sign, for example. Thanks to Dee for sending these on. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: " Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************ ************** On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blow-out." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ************************* On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ******************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **************************************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." *********************************************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************************** At the Electric Company : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However , if you don't, you will be." ***************************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait. " *********************************** At a Propane Filling Station , "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************************ And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: " Best place in town to take a leak

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