Cheese bombs

Published on July 26 2007

Looks like the terrorists in the plaid flannel shirts and Carhart jackets are on the move again.... Nation & World | TSA warns of possible dry runs for terror attacks
WASHINGTON — Airport security officers around the nation have been alerted by federal officials to look out for terrorists practicing to carry explosive components onto aircraft, based on four curious seizures at airports since last September. The seizures at airports in San Diego, Milwaukee, Houston and Baltimore included "wires, switches, pipes or tubes, cellphone components and dense claylike substances," including block cheese, the bulletin said. "The unusual nature and increase in number of these improvised items raise concern."
Exploding cheese curds? Usually, too much cheese has....ummm....the opposite effect, let's say. Seriously now, I'm beginning to think it won't be long before airline passengers are prohibited from any carryons, and cargo is shipped completely separately from passengers. Should make for interesting times at baggage claim.

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This is funny in a way, but its all fun and games until we have a repeat of Pan Am 103 over Lockerby Scotland. Seriously, maybe someone is just pulling a prank by trying to get a cheese bomb on a plane, but it is a prank we could do without. I flew 4 times in the last month and I really worry about these nut cases out there who are plotting to murder hundreds of people for their stupid cause. I'd like to force feed them about 10lbs of limberger followed by Ricotta then see what kind of bomb they turn into. EEEEWWWW!