Spam, spam, lovely spam.......

Published on May 29 2007

Attention: Dear Prominent User Of The Internet
Okay. I'm already worried. All this time, I was shooting for inconspicous.
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.
If you don't count the knees...yep. Damn near perfect. 8-|
This is from a total cash prize of US $2.5 million dollars, given to the first FIVE (5) people who will be compensated in this world internet programs. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site Through computer draw system and extracted from over 700.000 companies I am using this opportunity to thank you for using the internet daily.
Thank me? For using the world's best library? For contact with a world outside of my little corner of it? For keeping me away from the Tube? For indulging an addiction? Kewl.
Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office, We want to compensate you and show our gratitude to you with the sum of $500,000.00 Thousand United States Of America Dollars we have authorized MR. FERNANDO CLINTON. to assist your in getting your compensation check across to you.
Better to use internet programs indoor than outdoor, I always say. But I am concerned about having to deal with MR. FERNANDO CLINTON. I always worry about people who insist on being referred to as ALL-CAPS. Especially when their name is CLINTON.
The name and contact address of theMR. FERNANDO CLINTON. is as follows; COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE CONTACT AGENT: MR. FERNANDO CLINTON. EMAIL:claimagent_info144@yahoo.no Tel: 009-234-80-22-926-328
In case anybody else would like to call MR. FERNANDO CLINTON, that is.
Finally remember that I have forwarded instruction to the MR. FERNANDO CLINTON on your behalf to send the cash prize of Five Hundred thousand UnitedState OfAmerica Dollars to you as soon as you contact him without delay . Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of our heart. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon. Mrs. Marcia Oliveira Presidential Library & Museum Former Director International Online programme Co-coordinator. © 2007 WORLD INTERNET PROGRAMS®
Wow. Copyright marks and all. I *am* impressed. It's funny, though-- after so many spams promising me millions and millions of dollars of African Dictator dollars, "Five Hundred Thousand United State OfAmerica Dollars" seems sorta measly in some ways. I still think the best spam I ever got was the one involving the Russian cosmonaut who was stuck on the space station, unable to access his bank account and would I help for a fee?

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