Ya know, I used to have a really cute little Fiero; the very first one in the northern half of the state, or so I was told. Then there was the '84 GT ragtop 'stang. The worlds' most expensive hairdryer (but definitely the most fun). I used to steal the hub's Corvette every chance I got. Just plain cool, even if you *are* in a car which screams "follow me" to every state patrolman around. Until the divorce is final and I have to sign the title to my baby over to the future ex, I am a Harley owner/ rider. Maybe I'll get visitation. More likely not. Loved 'em all-- even my first set of wheels, a rusted out '72 El Camino which featured posi and a 2x4 keeping the seat from collapsing through the floorboards. It was very nearly a Flintstones car. But I never ever thought I'd see an article about somebody who loves cars quite the way this guy does..... The Sun Online - Mechanic: I have sex with cars
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS. And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.” Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.In the water, I wonder?? And that's some friend who would let you borrow his Jetski for.....um.... a "hot date". Over the years McDonald has learned the true value of personal transportation. It definitely beats riding the bus.
"Car lovers vary — a few like to remain faithful to one car all their life, others like to play the car park. Now I don’t get as emotionally attached to individual cars as I used to. They are not a substitute for humans. The truth is the opposite."