A buddy sent me this joke today. I'm beginning to think my friends are trying to tell me something. I just wish I knew what.
While I was watching golf this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. ....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.