Over All Worst To Best Driver’s Astrological Signs For Tickets & Accidents Never thought the Cable News Network would have such a slow news day that it had to examine the relationship between astrological signs and driving habits. What next, the Astrology News Network? The Horoscope Channel? [Reminds me, I haven't gotten or posted a good horrorscope lately. I'm still waiting for that "tall, dark, and handsome" I was promised a couple weeks back!]
a few a lot numerous long roadside chats with friendly officers over the years.
As well as a couple with not-so-friendly officers.
Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of accidents, from worst to best. Number 1 Worst : Libra - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn’t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive.Hey!! Wait just a minute here--that can't be right. I'm a Libra! Okay, I had one teensy little fender-bender in 1985 in my Fiero, but that's it--and it was the other guy's fault anyway! I demand a recount! The worst driver honoree should be Taurus; they're all bull-headed anyway! Oh....hi, Kidbrudder! Have you been here long? Oh. Yeah...."bull-headed"....um....did I say that out loud? :O Let's take a peek at the "best driver" according to the stars, shall we? (how's that for a quick change of subject?)
Number 1 Best : Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22 Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They‘re known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best.Hmmmmm.... I know a couple of Leos, and while they are generous to a fault, "comfortable sharing the roadway" isn't one of the qualities I would have cited. Then we get to the relationship between astrological signs and the number of tickets. I can definitely say, as far as this household is concerned, the chart is absolutely 100% completely true. *I* have never had a ticket in my life, while the soon-to-be-ex....well, let's just say that othere have been
Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of tickets, from worst to best. 1. Pisces – Worst 2. Aries 3. Aquarius 4. Capricorn 5. Libra 6. Taurus 7. Scorpio 8. Leo 9. Cancer 10. Virgo 11. Sagittarius 12. Gemini – Best