Heard it on the CNN. I am the *worst*

Over All Worst To Best Driver’s Astrological Signs For Tickets & Accidents Never thought the Cable News Network would have such a slow news day that it had to examine the relationship between astrological signs and driving habits. What next, the Astrology News Network? The Horoscope Channel? [Reminds me, I haven't gotten or posted a good horrorscope lately. I'm still waiting for that "tall, dark, and handsome" I was promised a couple weeks back!]

Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of accidents, from worst to best. Number 1 Worst : Libra - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn’t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive.

Hey!! Wait just a minute here--that can't be right. I'm a Libra! Okay, I had one teensy little fender-bender in 1985 in my Fiero, but that's it--and it was the other guy's fault anyway! I demand a recount! The worst driver honoree should be Taurus; they're all bull-headed anyway! Oh....hi, Kidbrudder! Have you been here long? Oh. Yeah...."bull-headed"....um....did I say that out loud? :O Let's take a peek at the "best driver" according to the stars, shall we? (how's that for a quick change of subject?)

Number 1 Best : Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22 Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They‘re known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best.

Hmmmmm.... I know a couple of Leos, and while they are generous to a fault, "comfortable sharing the roadway" isn't one of the qualities I would have cited. Then we get to the relationship between astrological signs and the number of tickets. I can definitely say, as far as this household is concerned, the chart is absolutely 100% completely true. *I* have never had a ticket in my life, while the soon-to-be-ex....well, let's just say that othere have been a few a lot numerous long roadside chats with friendly officers over the years. As well as a couple with not-so-friendly officers.

Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of tickets, from worst to best. 1. Pisces – Worst 2. Aries 3. Aquarius 4. Capricorn 5. Libra 6. Taurus 7. Scorpio 8. Leo 9. Cancer 10. Virgo 11. Sagittarius 12. Gemini – Best