"Too young to retire.....Too old for a paper route......"
Accent: Yah, remember that movie “Fargo”? That’s me. Without the chipper. Or the earflap hat.
Booze: When I want to fall down–Russian Quaaludes. When I want to get out of bed the next morning–a nice Merlot.
Chore I hate: Cleaning the catbox. Good thing he's not my cat.
Dog or cat: Rootin' Tootin' Rudy, the cat who thinks he’s a dog.
Essential electronics: Laptop. iPod. Love my audiobooks!
Favorite fragrance: Obsession. Soooo 80’s, that Calvin Klein guy.
Gold or silver: Silver. Matches my hair better.
Hometown: Meaning what? Where you were born? somewhere in Iowa. I think.
Insomnia: Not a chance. I’m usually so tired I can’t sit down without falling asleep.
Job Title: The Goddess of Paper.
Siblings: Yup, but younger, cuter and MUCH taller
Kids: Yup. Younger, cuter, and MUCH shorter.
Living arrangement: Steerage on the Titanic
Most admired trait: My completely unflappable calm in the face of chaos. (Put your feet up, it’s getting deep here.)
Phobia: Heights. No, that’s not quite right–it’s not the heights that scare me, it’s the falling.
Quote: "I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult."--EB White
Religion: MYOB, lol
Time I wake up: after the third cuppa Java.
Unusual talent or skill: The ability to trip over completely non-existant cracks in sidewalks. And recover gracefully.
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Canned peas. Canned asparagus.
Worst habit: doing these stupid memes when they get passed on to me
Yummy foods I make: I am known as the “world’s greatest cook”. For my culinary skills, too. Zodiac sign: Libra, Baby. Always unbalanced.