I wanna be a researcher when I grow up

Published on July 31 2007

..... so that I can do studies like this one. How *do* people get jobs like this, anyway? 237 reasons we have sex
WASHINGTON - After exhaustively compiling a list of the 237 reasons why people have sex, researchers found that young men and women get intimate for mostly the same motivations. It's more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart. Expressing love and showing affection were in the top 10 for both men and women, but they did take a back seat to the clear No. 1: "I was attracted to the person." Researchers at the University of Texas spent five years and their own money to study the overlooked why behind sex while others were spending their time on the how.
Duh. Attraction. Who would ever have known, without studies like this? Thank God it was not a publicly-funded study, anyway. I wonder what reason #193 is?

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Growing Old Disgracefully - pencils are sharpened… 10/10/2012 03:36

[...] I even found my reading glasses! To heck with being a sex researcher, I’m gonna be an International Lawyer, [...]

Kidbrudder 10/10/2012 03:36

Is it just me or are these scientist running out of legitimate subject matter to study. Did it really keep multiple scientist busy for 5 years to get to the bottom of this one? I can sleep better at night now that this mystery has been solved.